Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
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