A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
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