When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
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