Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
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