Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
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