Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
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