Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
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