Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
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