My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
Where did the dog leave her car?
In the barking lot.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
Sorry we missed puppy class.
My dog was wagging. There goes his oppawtunity for pawfect attendance…
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
Have you seen the new movie with the Dachshund?
Apparently it’s an Oscar Weiner.
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
What is a dog’s favorite book?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
My dog wants to be a tradesman.
I think he wants to be a woof-er.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
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