What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
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