Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
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