What is a dog’s favorite book?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
Have you seen the new movie with the Dachshund?
Apparently it’s an Oscar Weiner.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What kind of dog keeps everything they own?
A hoarder collie.
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
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