Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
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