Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
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