How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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