What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
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