What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
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