Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
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