Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
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