Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
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