Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
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