Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
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