Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
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