Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
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