What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
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