A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
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