What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
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