Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
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