What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
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