A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
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