A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
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