What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
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