Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
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