What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
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