What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
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