What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
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