What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
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