Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
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