What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!