Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
You have goat to be kidding me.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
Baaaa dumb hisssssss.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
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