Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Where do otters keep their money? In the river bank!
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
A Bisontennial!
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
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