What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
Slothy seconds
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
Nutradamus.
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
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