A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
When you cross a sheep and a wolf, you will end up with a new sheep, you can’t make such a costly mistake with wolves.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
A shell-met!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
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