When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
Did you hear about the snake who wrote a love letter to his girlfriend?
He sealed it with a hiss.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it’ll come back to bite you.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Who is a snake’s favorite actor?
Humphrey Boa-gart.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Go to BabaMail
