How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
A week after the werewolf swallowed the farmer’s clock, it had ticks all over.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Overheard on a bus... What do you call a social hermit crab?
Just a crab.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel
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