How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Something’s goat to give.
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
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