What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
I goat this.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big
He was ostrich-sized.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
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