How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.
One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
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