What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?
To the nut-house.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
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