What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Whatever floats your goat.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
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