Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
A shell-met!
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Why did the bank have the squirrel arrested?
He was foraging checks.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
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