How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Go to BabaMail
