In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
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