What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
Slothy seconds
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
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