What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
My lobster's name is:
Claude
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What did the squirrel say to its baby before it had to leave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
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