How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.