Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
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